Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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