check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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