ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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