drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My hand turned me down
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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