So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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