He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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