conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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