So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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