Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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