guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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