Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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