My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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