It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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