btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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