I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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