More tranny stories later!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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