You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.