Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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