Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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