Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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