Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I supernannyed him into submission
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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