No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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