True but thats because hes a fetus.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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