Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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