Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just gift wrapped bread.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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