i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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