he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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