I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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