You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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