We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just blew my weed a kiss
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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