i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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