when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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