"it" just moved
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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