Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
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I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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