i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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