Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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