And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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