i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
