Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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