But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
19 Utterly Perfect Responses To ‘Send Nudes’ Texts
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.