My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
