It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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