You work out of a Hotel?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He has the fingertips of a God
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