So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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