the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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