: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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