My room smells like vodka and shame
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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