You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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