I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this is an emotional support booty call
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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