I wish I only lived at night.
Small penises have feelings too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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