Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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