I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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