i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
As shirtless as possible
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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