He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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