Do you still have your period?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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