I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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