Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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