Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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