What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
