But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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