I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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